laika dogface
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the future is coming on
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Sept 12, 2015 15:56:17 GMT
Post by laika dogface on Sept 12, 2015 15:56:17 GMT
[googlefont=sura]  they say i'm up and coming
like i'm fucking in an elevator Today, we will be learning about the Renaissance, a period from the 1300s to the 1600s when everyone was giant and made of marble. The giant marble men and women all lived in Italy, and they spent most of their time sculpting tinier versions of themselves out of bronze in hopes that the tiny bronze men would come to life and become their slaves. But they never did come to life, and the marble men and women realized that they really needed a closet to store them all. So, they invented museums, and to this day, we still use museums as closets for tiny bronze men. |
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laika dogface
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the future is coming on
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Sept 12, 2015 16:15:12 GMT
Post by laika dogface on Sept 12, 2015 16:15:12 GMT
Uh-oh, now you’ve done it. Your defiant attitude has made God really upset. You try to apologize, but it’s too late. A beautiful mouth materializes in the middle of His soccer ball torso and sucks you toward it. God takes you between His powerful jaws and snaps you like a baby carrot, devouring you in the blink of an eye. Just seconds later, you are fully digested, and God excretes you in the form of a magnificent Steinway grand piano.
“That’s where pianos come from,” God loudly announces. “That’s why they’re so expensive.”
Those are the last words you ever hear as your soul withers to dust and blows off into the ether. | [attr="class","gimmeahug"]  you need me man, i don't need you. |
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