Post by laika dogface on Oct 2, 2015 17:49:06 GMT
At least no one does those three other horrible things to me, though, right? Aha. So, here’s where I might as well toss you clamoring sadists another fascinating little trivia tidbit: There are three entire other pigeons who do in fact do all of those other things to me. And does anyone maybe care to know what became of the hideous HD photos I took of these pigeons as evidence? The answer will make you smile like a lunatic: Yes, they were all on the same memory card inside the same $7,000 camera that a fifth whole separate and additional pigeon ripped from my quaking hands before flying directly into the engine of an airplane, causing it to crash into the arcade I used to own, yielding only one survivor besides me. I will leave it up to you to guess who or what it was.